San Francisco Lover Pillows

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"The bagels are better in New York."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Queen.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'You should all be wearing helmets'

American Gothic: I Love NY

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"