Friday Lover Pillows

Happy Friday

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Snow flake

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Wotan with eye patch

"I said slime."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Broomstick crash.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Early model of baggage claim"