San Francisco Aficionado Gifts

"What's this? I thought you said we were going on a 'tour of alcohol'!"

Omara Portuondo

Back to school.

"We won!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"So what do you do for a living?"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Helms–Burton Act

"Are you anybody?"

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"Stay together and follow my finger."

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Coming soon, wet paint.

"Please take me to your club."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State