Santa Fe Enthusiast Gifts

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Santa CGI Effect

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Coffee

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"