San Francisco Aficionado T-Shirts

"What's this? I thought you said we were going on a 'tour of alcohol'!"

Omara Portuondo

"We won!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"So what do you do for a living?"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Party Party!

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

"Are you anybody?"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Coming soon, wet paint.

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"Please take me to your club."

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

Stoop Fan