Island Lover Gifts

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise

A Couple on an Island Kiss while imagining someone else.

Busy,,,

'I didn't think I stood an earthly with all those gorgeous girls around the ship's pool!'

'Actually, I was born here.'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"It's a message from our computer. It says that its anti-virus software is about to expire, and it needs to be updated. How rude, it doesn't even ask how we're doing."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'...I said we've been marooned.'