Gilligan's Island Lover Gifts

Gilligan's Elevator.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Mermaid Art

Limerick Airport

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Sandy Floss

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'