Gilligan's Island Lover Gifts

Gilligan's Elevator.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Mermaid Art

Limerick Airport

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Desert Island Fantasies

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A politician's dream come true...

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Sandy Floss

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

The Lemmings of Montauk

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.