Gilligan's Island Fan Gifts

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Jonathan Swift

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

Gilmore Slugs

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

Desert island 'Help' cards

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'

"Poughkeepsie!"

Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

"Today won't be too hot or too cold...it'll be JUST RIGHT."

Dessert Island Milkshake.

Vampire Desert Island

"Close the door...were you born in a barn or something?"

"Oh no, our house has been turned into a coffee bar..."

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

Man eating himself on desert island

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'