Gilmore Girls Fan Gifts

Gilmore Slugs

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Beware of the Cat.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'Mr. Kong?'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"Hands up!"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"It's not you, it's me."

'You're taking this far too literally.'

Fiends reunited

"I think that one's a male."

Ping Kong

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."