Gilmore Girls Fan Gifts

Gilmore Slugs

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

Beware of the Cat.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Mr. Kong?'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Hands up!"

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Ping Kong

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

"It's not you, it's me."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

Fiends reunited

"I think that one's a male."

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."