Gulliver's Fan Gifts

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Da Vinci Cod

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Guide fish.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Mr. Kong?'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"Don't even think about it."