Gulliver's Fan T-Shirts

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Guide fish.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Mr. Kong?'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Jonathan Swift

Thomas Wyatt