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'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

Bubble gum leaves

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Guide fish.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Jonathan Swift

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Guiness is good for you...

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Is there anything you want to say to me? Get back to work? I pay you too much? I can hire a migrant worker for half your pay and he won't complain to me in English? And he probably won't be loyal to you and this cafe for 20 years. Twenty years. Twenty years. It's your 20-year anniversary? I'm assuming that's the extent of your acknowledgment of this momentous occasion, and I should not expect a cake. You may have a day-old cruller for half price.

Working from home.

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.