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'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

Bubble gum leaves

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Guide fish.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Jonathan Swift

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

Guiness is good for you...

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Working from home.

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."