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Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

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If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Plane Yogurt.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

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"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

Clinker Built Dinghy Made Entirely of Custard

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

'Strike three!'

'I thought you said 'shared custard' not 'shared custody'.'

'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

I've crossed a potato with a sponge...you should see it soak up gravy!