Gourd Lover Gifts

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Cornucopia

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Plane Yogurt.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Low fat diets.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

Halloween fishbowl.

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

Clinker Built Dinghy Made Entirely of Custard

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

'Strike three!'

'I thought you said 'shared custard' not 'shared custody'.'

'Remember: our guru always said that when his mission on Earth was finished, he would be taken away by the Blue Beings...'

I've crossed a potato with a sponge...you should see it soak up gravy!