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"And would you like flies with that?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"Thanks for the starter!"

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

'Be gentle with me!'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

Halloween fishbowl.

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

Cooking.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

Spoonfest

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Summer of 2020

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.