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"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Pond Dipping...

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Old Frogs' Home

What's the insect de jour?

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Fearless Frog Part 10

'Mr. Kong?'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Im..peach...ment!"

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Which one's yours?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'