Gorgon Fan Gifts

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

100 best beheadings

Pond Dipping...

Zombie pet tricks.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

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