Groan Enthusiast Gifts

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Bertrand Russell

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"Is it the slime?"

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"