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Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

"...And what's more, you're short and ugly!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"He's gone goth"

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Clown Wife

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'I hate all holidays!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Turn your head and laugh.

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"We need to have a serious talk."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Vincent Van Goth.

When clowns run out ammunition.

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"I got replaced by another clown"