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"...And what's more, you're short and ugly!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"He's gone goth"

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Wife

'I hate all holidays!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

Clown walks balloon dog

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Vincent Van Goth.

Never, Ever Touch Another Clown's Horn.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

A skinny dog with clown make up