Ghoul Enthusiast Gifts

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Horror Stories

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Haunted museum

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Ghosts from around the world.