Ghoul Geek Gifts

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Nerd tryouts.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Halloween Selfie

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Two for Joy."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"Too goth?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

Early Goths.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

The Terror Of Folkenstein

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'