Gilt Geek Gifts

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A Fairytale Update

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Early Colour TV

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Two Generations of Readers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'