Google Geek Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Nerd tryouts.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."