Geek Gifts

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Nerd tryouts.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"