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Computer shop 'Back in 30 minutes real-time'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"The Eggsorcist"

Nerd tryouts.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Sexual chemistry set

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Second lifeReal life.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Binary Man

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'