Geek Culture Gifts

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

'Humph! Geeks.'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

''The meek'? -- I meant for the geeks to inherit the Earth.'

Sexual chemistry set

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

"That's gotta be some awesome 'hold music'!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Yes, Harry was certin. This was the perfect time to use his Get Sex Free Card.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'I'm working on a reality based version of Dungeons and Dragons. I'll call it Cats and Basements.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

Adult Games.

Nerd tryouts.

'A wimp in sheikh's clothing.'

Immensa

Alpha males through the ages!

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.