Geeks Gifts

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Jurassic Pork