Geeks Pillows

"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Jurassic Pork

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Bot Art: After da Vinci