Geeky Scholars Pillows

'What's wrong with me? I like Back To School Day.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Al Dante

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

tbt

Cartoon computer

Modern Day Hamlet.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Make your own bottled water.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

The Last Jerseys.

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"