Geeky Scholars Mugs

'What's wrong with me? I like Back To School Day.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Stephen Spender.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

The Thinker. The Listener

Al Dante

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Modern Day Hamlet.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Cartoon computer

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

tbt

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Make your own bottled water.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

The Last Jerseys.

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'