Geek Enthusiasts Mugs

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."