Geek Enthusiasts Pillows

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot