Geeky Historian Pillows

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Trump's State Visit to the UK

USA-China, trade war.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."