Modern History Geek Pillows

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Surge Plans.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Not Moses

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

USA-China, trade war.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya