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"You googled me?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Split Decision

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Not Moses

USA-China, trade war.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Trump's State Visit to the UK

The Thing That Won't Leave