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Ancient Geek Culture.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The original paperless office

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Fossil record player.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Surge Plans.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.