Geek Historian Gifts

Ancient Geek Culture.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Fossil record player.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Jane Austen Powers

Surge Plans.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'