Internet Geeks Pillows

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"We don't talk anymore."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Dad Trophies

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Technological Dependence.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Foxhole - digging robot

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Knights of the Square Table.