Internet Geeks T-Shirts

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Obsession with the Internet.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dad Trophies

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Technological Dependence.

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Foxhole - digging robot

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Knights of the Square Table.