Cyber Geek Pillows

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Twitter censorship

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.