Digital Geek Pillows

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."