Internet Geek Pillows

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."

History

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"You can howl at it, but 4G is faster."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

If nobody had invented graphics

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Digital Fomo!

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS