Net Geek Pillows

Obsession with the Internet.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'