Net Geek Pillows

Obsession with the Internet.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Big screen TV falling through floor

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

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