"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."
Security Geeks Pillows
Add some geeky charm to their space with cozy pillows decorated with fun security-themed graphics. Ideal for their home or office, these pillows blend comfort with personality.
"I've reduced theft by 55%!"
Elfie Stick
'Where was the TSA?'
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
CCTV in church.
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.
'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"
Dictator, Interrupted
"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."
"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."
The Costs Of Doing War.
The Ayatollah Bomb?
A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'
How to create a password you can remember...
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
Security Geeks Pillows Collection
Security Geeks Mugs
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Security Geeks Prints
Brighten their walls with witty prints inspired by cybersecurity and hacking culture. Ideal for any security enthusiast’s decor.
Security Geeks T-Shirts
Explore our collection of security geek t-shirts featuring clever slogans and eye-catching designs. Great for casual wear that makes a statement.