Software Geeks Pillows

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"We don't talk anymore."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."