"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."
Security Geeks Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a security geek's passion? Explore our collection of fun and clever products that highlight their enthusiasm for cybersecurity and hacking. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, we have the perfect gift to brighten their day and show you understand their interests.
"I've reduced theft by 55%!"
Elfie Stick
'Where was the TSA?'
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
CCTV in church.
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.
'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"
Dictator, Interrupted
"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."
"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."
The Costs Of Doing War.
The Ayatollah Bomb?
A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'
How to create a password you can remember...
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
Security Geeks Gifts Collection
Security Geeks Mugs
Discover an array of security-themed mugs that bring humor and personality to their daily routine. Find the perfect witty design today.
Security Geeks Pillows
Find cozy pillows decorated with playful security motifs. Perfect for adding a fun touch to any space with a geeky twist.
Security Geeks Prints
Brighten their walls with witty prints inspired by cybersecurity and hacking culture. Ideal for any security enthusiast’s decor.
Security Geeks T-Shirts
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