Security Gadget Geeks Gifts

'I don't need an anti-theft device...I simply remove the steering wheel.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"We don't talk anymore."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Technological Dependence.