'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'
Security Gadget Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone obsessed with security gadgets? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items designed for tech-savvy security lovers. Perfect for those who appreciate innovative devices and clever solutions, our products celebrate their love for all things secure with a touch of humor and style. Whether they’re a professional in the field or a passionate hobbyist, find something that suits their interest and adds a little fun to their collection.
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"
"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
Shark tower surveillance camera.
Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'
Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV
'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'
'It's the newest endoscopy technique. This ladybug is equipped with a tiny video camera and has been trained to thoroughly explore your nasal passages.'
Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.
'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'
"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"
Safe harbour
Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!
"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."
'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'
' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'
'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'
"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."
Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!
Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.
"Sign of the times, eh?"
Dronin'
The car alarm snooze button.
'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'
'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'
"HDTV?"
Download the new Klingon cloaking app - stops you being tracked better than a VPN!
CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you
'I think I just erased all of my innermost thoughts.'
'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'
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"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."
Security Gadget Lovers Gifts Collection
Security Gadget Lovers Mugs
Explore our range of security gadget-inspired mugs and find a humorous or stylish design that your gadget lover will cherish.
Security Gadget Lovers Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows adorned with security tech themes—ideal for the home or office, and a fun way to express their interests.
Security Gadget Lovers Prints
Browse our collection of prints celebrating security gadgets—ideal for decorating a gadget lover’s space with personality and tech flair.
Security Gadget Lovers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts featuring clever designs for security gadget fans—styled for comfort and wit, perfect for showcasing their tech enthusiasm.