Security Gadget Geek Gifts

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera

"No, Leeroy!"

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"Crime is so bad around here, that I always immobilise my car."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'