Security Gadget Geek Gifts

Cat and Mouse Surveillance camera

"Looks like they're not gonna make this heist easy for us."

"No, Leeroy!"

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"Crime is so bad around here, that I always immobilise my car."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

'Where was the TSA?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Connected to Technology.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'